Olivia S. Grant is a firm believer that love is for chumps. Love is nothing more than a device used by Hollywood to sell tickets to the lonely and pathetic. The fact that she is one of the most prolific Rom-Com screen writers in Hollywood doesn't help matters much. Ryan Reynolds is a carefree actor that lives for the laugh and to torment his best friend Olivia, who he lovingly refers to as "Icebox". For a woman that made a living off of selling love stories, she was about as jaded, if not more so, than he was. After a night of celebration and heavy drinking, a deal is made that could change the course of their lives forever. Could Ryan find a man to defrost Icebox's heart in time for her birthday, or would he step up on the auction block and get sold off the highest Letcher..er..Bidder?