Description
This is the story of a man, originally named Actual Wondering Shia LaBeouf, but very quickly into the story becomes Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf. This is a story with not very good gramma or spelling, but that just adds special effects. We soon find out that Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf is actually a Hollywood superstar, and his name is actually Actual Hollywood Superstar Cannibal Shia LaBeouf. This is a story about a man, going into the woods, becoming a cannibal, and setting up a little cottage... When... Something very dramatic happens (no spoilers: must read) **Not Finished Yet** ~the more people who seem to enjoy it, I will write more. To understand what is going on in this fanfic, please watch: This video to find out who Shia LaBeouf is and where the "Actual Cannibal" came from (Shia LaBeouf is they man in this video): http://youtu.be/KWZGAExj-es This video, because this is what the fan fic is based on: http://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI Hope you enjoy :)
Chapter 1: How I Became A Cannibal
