I Am: Norma Jean
By bootygotmelike
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  • Humor
  • autobiography
  • baby
  • grandma
  • humor
  • newborn
  • old

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I am Norma Jean. I am 78 years young and 2 years old. I am very different as you can see. I have two beautiful grandchildren who never call me unless they want money. I go to daycare at 11 am and sleep in a retirement home by 9 pm. I drink prune juice, but also enjoy Hennessy. I crawl sometimes when I forget where my mobility scooter is. I have witnessed the Civil war, WW's, and Civil Rights movement. The iPhone is strange. I am a... newborn grandma.

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I Am: Nor...
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