Bad Boy & Bad Girl

"Hi! My name is Tyler and this is the story of a good girl and a good boy..." *slap* "Ow! What was that for?!"
"For making a mistake in MY story, do it again"
"Fine! This is a story about a good girl and a bad boy..." *slap* "Are you kidding me?!"
"No, try again"
"THIS STORY IS ABOUT A BAD GIRL THAT LIKES TO SLAP ME AND A GOOD BOY..." *slap* "Unbelievable"
"I'm waiting..."
"Hello there, this story is about a bad girl and a bad boy, it's really interesting and if you don't read it I get slapped, so please be kind and read it"
"It wasn't that hard, was it?"
"Go to hell... Not you, you stay here and read!"