Pocky and Anime [boyxboy] Chapter 1

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Join Japanese candy crazed Skylar and the slowest guy I have ever met Xander on their adventure of boy love. That's if Xander doesn't screw it up first.
Xander: Hey!
Me: It's true.
Anyway, join in on homophobic Jason, Skylar's best bud Akuma, his girlfriend Hanna, the cuddly little puppy-like boy Ryan, Drake the porn-obsessed dude and Jack! Who's just a plain idiot :D
Jack: Offended!
Everyone: Good!
Skylar: Where's that metal bat....