0/ hershey bars & corny jokes

❝You can stop me from talking, but you can't control the bulge that is forming in my pants,❞ He winks as his lips transform into a smirk.

❝And you can't stop me from kicking that bulge.❞ I deadpan watching the smirk slowly disappear.

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In which Piper Hart agrees to an anonymous blind date from her delusional bestfriend, Cara Grey. To find Vincent Wolf, town's heartbreaker, sitting across the booth.

One blind date.

One unexpected fate.

{ongoing-slow updates}