Prologue

Tavros, Vriska, and Gamzee are in need of stable summer jobs. So, out of sheer boredom and irony, they book it to their local (and slightly desperate) IHOP. Now, the trio must flip pancakes, wait tables, and dodge boss threats, while balancing social lives.

(1. this is humanstuck.
2. everybody is alive and not paralyzed/limbless. I can't guarantee that won't change.
3. homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. i don't own IHOP.)