I'm just off a lost cause

"Simple question, kid, are you with me or not at all?"

Mikey had never been one to get wrapped up in the whole vampire thing. Not until one late night when one vampire (hunter) in particular, one with bad jokes and worse hair, saved his life.

yes, this is another fucking sixteen candles au

(this was posted on here before but it got deleted. luckily i had most of it saved on my computer, so i finally decided to post it again. i did have to rewrite some things, just in case some parts are slightly different)