One~ Two for the Price of One

We all know that England and France raised America and Canada, but what if that was swapped around? This is set during the time that America was originally discovered by England, but with America already being a proper country, while France and England were still kind of uncivilised. So.... The time period stuff probably won't make sense, but please bear with me.

Just a random idea that I came up with. It will probably fail miserably.