Introduction/Author's note.

You find a transparent bottle that reads 'Desi's bad saliva'. Inside the bottle there was a liquid that was minty green. Great Minty Green Saliva in a bottle, just wonderful. "If you dare drink this some thing interesting will happen." You read aloud. Interesting...you liked interesting. You were sick of being bored every day of every hour. You opened the lid and before you took a sip, you spotted something. The smallest black tiny print you have ever seen in your life,anybody could easily miss it. "Warning: may cause side effects that will stay till the end of your youth. There's a 0% chance your not going to get minor side effects that wont matter at all. " You cringed, how worrisome. However, you were tremendously bored and at this rate...youth would past you by like tomorrow. Plus, it wasnt like you had an actual loved one. You had madw your desicion. "Bring it the fuck on!!!" you said, gulping the whole drink in a matter of only 10 seconds. It was too late to turn back.