The ABCs of Self Di...
By EchoBourbon
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  • Humor
  • abcs
  • alaskanair
  • appearance
  • beauty
  • blonde
  • botox
  • brunette
  • calories
  • celery
  • color
  • colors
  • cookie
  • cutter
  • designer
  • diet
  • discovery
  • discovory
  • disorder
  • eating
  • fashion
  • friend
  • ginger
  • hair
  • intelligence
  • irrelevant
  • joke
  • lose
  • prostitute
  • red
  • sarcasm
  • satire
  • self
  • society
  • street
  • superficial
  • ugly
  • walker
  • weight
  • world

Description

Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your literacy level, even you can understand this. If you're not offended by the end, I have failed. Then again, I'm certain that a simpleton like you can pick up on the sarcasm dripping from every letter. Here's another satire making fun of society today, in reader friendly ABC form.

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