Whoa!

It's my twenty-first birthday and I'm not just going out for drinks tonight... I'm tired of being a virgin and I'm going to solve that problem. And when I see Him at the other end of the bar, I know it's right. I know it's time.
But something happens, like it always does... when I confess my secret, nothing happens.
I'm told "Whoa... you're a virgin?"
Yeah, I am.
All I want it someone who can help me... and when I find him, he'll do anything for me and to me... except take my virginity.