Pretending: Preface

If Luke could go back to the first day of fourth year, there are three pieces of advice he'd give himself:

1) wearing make up is the equivalent to carrying a giant target board on your back; best avoided.

2) falling in love with your extremely heterosexual best friend is highly inconvenient; avoid this scenario whenever possible.

3) do not, under any circumstance, allow yourself to be talked into a pretend relationship with said best friend; avoid this proposition by any means necessary.

[ cover by pandaguts ]