Happy Birthday and Heart Suprises!

WARNING PINECEST: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE PINECEST PLEASE KEEP AWAY, AND REALLY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHY DO YOU EVEN SEARCH IT!?
Disclaimer: I wrote this five years ago, it's not currently a reflection of my current writing nor do I ship Pinecest anymore. I thought I'd just republish everything because why not lmao