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Now before I get into my life story, It should be said that I'm currently held against my will.

Nabbed, abducted, appropriated, seized, snatched, stolen, shanghaied, call it what you will but I've been kidnapped. It's a long story on how I got in this position so maybe I should start from the beginning or maybe I should start from that night I met him. Average was all I ever was, he made me feel extraordinary.

this is an original au story so please don't steal it or I'll have to stick my cat on you and she's pretty feisty