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Asher is a coward who has absolutely no problem in asking strangers out to get over his real feelings for a certain someone since he's too afraid that he'll get really hurt when he gets rejected. He claims that he knows it's hopeless, and when his friends nag him to tell them who he really likes he blurts out 'Michael'.

Now his friends are trying to set them up while he tries to duck under tables and hide behind doors.