The one and only chapter

Do I, as an author, hate or love Akashi(or the other GOM)? I don't even know myself anymore. I wrote this 50% fun 50% serious. (oneshot...or not.)
(I do not own Kuroko no Basuke, all rights to the respective owners.)

Please do not take me seriously, guys. ><
(This is actually a reverse harem fanfic, haha)