Prologue

"Why are you always so critical, Kit?"

"It makes me feel better."

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Kit Bash is not someone to sugar coat anything.

If you ask her if you look fat in that dress, she won't lie and say, "Of course not! You should totally wear it, so I can look hotter than you!"

She will simply say "Yes. You look fatter than usual."

Some might consider her mean and difficult to befriend, but for Nick Bear, she is perfect. Plus, it is sort of hard to hate someone who you're madly in love with.

**WARNING: Lots of swearing. Like a whole fucking bunch.**