Chapter 1 - A Miracle, Truly!

> Rent was due, the fridge was empty.
You don't blame yourself. At that moment, you were hungry and cold, surviving off of ramen and instant coffee. You thought it would be a regular job, but do regular jobs really offer free housing and good pay to, like, wash dishes?
You knew something was fishy.
You should've read the flier better, but you were never one for the small details.

Or, alternatively,
An AU where the Uppermoons are SCP's. All your life you've been told Humans were the real predators, but right now?
You feel like the prey.