Warnings, Notes (skip if you want)

You ever feel like the whole world is one giant inside joke, and you're the punchline? Yeah, that's me, Evan Hale, 14, certified loser of Westcliff School (or as I call it, Loser School).

Everyone here seems to have their role: the jocks, the brainiacs, the drama kings and queens, and then there's me, guy who's just trying not to get trampled in the hallway stampede.

So welcome to my life. Read at your own risk. And if you're looking for a story about a popular kid who saves the day and gets the girl... Yeah, you've definitely got the wrong book.