Chapter 1

Emma always knew she'd be the first female writer-actor-director to succeed in Hollywood.

Instead, she's living in a windowless room in Brooklyn, working at a crappy celeb blog and writing all day about people with real lives. The only thing that gets her through the day is obsessively checking Twitter and Instagram for updates from her favorite celebrities and lifestyle bloggers.

Then, one day, Lena Dunham appears on the cover of "Vogue," and she's everywhere. It's like Emma can't escape the "Girls" star — literally.