Description
Being a teenager isn't easy for anyone, it's definitely not easy for an eccentric nerd, a semi-punk girl, or a full on Drama Llama. We present to you a diary of sorts, prolonging the most mortifyingly hilarious exploits the unlikely friends find themselves in. Meet Jade- the weird nerd girl. She is fifty shades of J. As in get ready for some bipolar business mothertruckas. Tezzy- A girl lacking in height, but makes up for it with a huge attitude and the godamn best sarcastic comebacks ever. Cass- the semi-punk. She dresses in all black and breaks boys' hearts for fun. Her mind is like if you trapped rainbows and butterflies and a homicidal unicorn in a bubble. Surprise! Clint- bad boy. He's got some issues all over. He's got a relationship with the girls but will they find out what he's hiding? Or will they help him? Now ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses, juice boxes and the occasional beer bottle. Here's to the year we'll never forget. WARNING: This book only contains much profanity, there are no "steamy scenes" so if you came for that, I'd suggest you let it rain....and by it I mean holy water. And also, because of the plot there is going to be some violence, but not enough to give you nightmares. I hope. Anyway thank you and enjoy. Peace out bitches
Mama Fucking Smurf
