Chapter 1

I don't like to be mean. I don't like to be clumsy. And I try my best to say something that doesn't sound half stupid. Sadly, I'm the complete opposite. It's like I'm a born natural or something. Having one crush, two left feet, and three best friends were the best things that happened in my life. Till I met this guy. Namely, Jack Harries. My life was then threw into a spin. A 9.5 earthquake to be exact. Unfortunately for me, I had a real life barbie-witch who made destroying my life her ambition. Who else could have fit that role better than Jenna Krystabelle Cruise. I swear by the amount of lip gloss she wears, her lips are bound to swell up, turn black and drop off. "Expect the unexpected." -Oscar Wilde. Maybe I should have paid attention to that quote a little more...