Webbed Wrong

I thought writing an Anansi and Charlotte crossover would be fun. African trickster god meets classic children's literature-what could go wrong?

Everything.

Now I'm trapped in my own fanfiction as a pig while Anansi makes terrible pickup lines and Wilbur thinks I'm his soulmate.

The only way out? Fix this story from the inside. Even if I have to do it with hooves.

A comedy about writing, mythology, and fictional characters who refuse to follow the script.