Episode 1: "Enter the Tessellation"

A surreal competition reality show where inanimate objects with strange personalities, aesthetics, and emotional baggage are brought together by two otherworldly hosts:
Tessarael, a crystalline being who bends reality into tessellations.
Lumeris, a semi-fluid glyph-covered trickster who delights in shifting the rules.
Together, they oversee challenges that are less about strength or speed and more about navigating bizarre environments, emotional puzzles, and aesthetic chaos.