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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

Here is what you need to know. My name is Ezmay Castrinos, I have no parents, I am leaving my only friend for college, and my roommate is Ashton Alaya, college playboy.