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A collection of brief, sarcastic dispatches from the front lines of modern absurdity.

They began as tales of small, ridiculous wars fought with grim determination. Over time, the battles changed shape. The uniforms turned into business suits and ball gowns, the enemies became bureaucrats and egos, and the victories increasingly hollow.

From Tempest in the West Wing to Spam Warfare, each report captures a skirmish in humanity's ongoing campaign against reality itself-short, darkly funny, and disturbingly plausible.

Read them one at a time. Laugh if you can. Then check your perimeter.