When you can't find your friends...

When your life is like mine, lots of weird things happen to you. And, when your life is like mine, 5th grade is your eventful epicenter. Also, when your life is like mine, you want to share these stories with someone else, but the only people you could share them with are the people who were there. Except for now. Welcome to my collection of abnormal anecdotes of the 5th grade.