SCP: A Diary Of a Normal Guard Entrys 1-5

Just a normal day in the Security Department - which, of course, means chaos in slow motion. The lights flicker, someone's coffee mug just slid off the desk by itself, and the containment alarms are already blaring for the third time today. You tighten your grip on your weapon, take a deep breath, and remind yourself: panic is for researchers. Around here, if you finish your shift with all your limbs - and most of your sanity - that's considered a success.