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The Outlawz are back, and this time, the chaos is...well, it's extra. Vanessa Black and her band of misfits (AKA Draco, Theo, Pansy, and Blaise) thought they could finally enjoy a peaceful year after their wild second year-but they were wrong. Very wrong. Vanessa's third year is mad. First, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban-which, for some reason, no one saw coming. Now, he's back, and he's definitely not here to chill with the family at Christmas dinner. While Vanessa is trying to figure out how to stop her own friends from starting a duel in the middle of class (or encourage them), she'll also have to deal with the return of one very disgruntled uncle who has some serious family drama to unload. With her parents being the coolest but also most intense people alive, she's learning how to juggle family expectations, ridiculous Quidditch practices, and trying to keep herself from blowing up the kitchen (again). "You remind me so much of Lily and James," Lupin smiled sadly. "Well, considering the unfortunate existence of Harold, I'm prettyyyy sure they married each other-" "-which couldn't be more different in our case. " "My godfather breaks into Hogwarts, the Ministry thinks I'm possessed, and my trauma comes back like a cursed Howler. 10/10 summer vacation so far." - Vanessa Black. It's going to be a wild ride. Hold on to your broomsticks, folks-things are about to get unhinged in the most ridikulus way.
Chapter 1 We Came, We Saw, We Spent Our Parents' Money
