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"Godhood was an accident. Reality is a joke. Mike is both." Mike has lived for a million years, died twice on a Tuesday, and once convinced the Roman Empire to worship a cheese sandwich. He's been a prophet, a tax fraud, a saint, a war criminal, and once accidentally invented socks. Now? He's bored. And when Mike's bored, reality suffers. Each chapter is a standalone descent into absurdity - dragons, aliens, gods, talking chickens, eldritch horror poetry slams, and one time, a sentient briefcase named Carl. But somewhere in the middle of the madness, there's a whisper - a hidden truth buried beneath the chaos. Something's coming. And for once, it's not Mike's fault. (Probably.) If Deadpool wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide while drunk on starfire and prophecy, it would look like this. Enter at your own risk. Bring snacks. And never, ever, trust the cheese.
Chapter 38: I Stabbed Jesus and Invented Cocaine (In That Order)
