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What happens when you drop a dry, deadpan office worker with zero tolerance for nonsense into the heart of Dunder Mifflin. Set during canon episodes, this story follows Sloane-a quiet but weirdly intimidating presence who somehow makes temp, Ryan Howard scared of her without trying, has an almost supernatural ability to make people uncomfortable without speaking, and delivers commentary so dry it could start a brush fire.

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