"When God Replied"

Early twenties, hoodie-wearing overthinker with a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.
Turns every disaster into a joke to stay sane; calm on the outside, restless underneath.
Constantly caught between "why is this happening?" and "might as well laugh about it."
One night, At 3:07 AM, that sleep-deprived soul questions the universe and accidentally gets a reply from God. What follows is a sarcastic, profound, and slightly glitchy chat with the divine.