Chapter 1- Psychologist

Hello, my name is Emailia Russet, (My gosh people, it's not pronounced "Amelia", it's "Em-ALE-ia") and some people call me "Eris", apparently, she's the goddess of discord. Well said. A lot of people think that I'm untrustworthy, deceiving, and kind of evil. Well, I might be deceiving, but I'm cunning enough to get away with it. All those other things, I really don't care.
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DISCLAIMER: There is some swearing involved.