Prologue

Ever need a way to let the girl you like know you like her?

Ever considered the Lobster Method?

The Person cleared their throat, and he looked up to her sharp features. She was already looking at him with her eagle-sharp eyes, void of anything to give him any kind of hope.

"I have a solution."

He sat straight up, leaning forward, giddy and restless with excitement now. This is how it happened - this is where she worked her magic as she gave her visitors solutions to help with their pathetic love lives.

He leaned forward even further, entranced and hopeful.

"The Lobster Method."