Chapter 1: Initiate Mayhem Protocol

cha0s_cl4n is not a clan. It's a catastrophe with choreography. A found family of glitch-born ducks, sentient starches, and theatrical absurdists banded together to make mischief into meaning.

Within this guide lies a manifesto of rebellion: part survival manual, part bedtime story gone rogue. Learn how to stir sabotage with style, launch anarchy with elegance, and wield glitter like a weapon of mass confusion.

Whether you're a feathered revolutionary, a root-based philosopher, or a corrupted code fragment with a flair for the dramatic-you belong here. Welcome to the clan where bedtime is optional, logic is negotiable, and every honk echoes through the multiverse.

We aren't here to win. We're here to remix reality-with sparkle.