ROACH YURI

Roach yuri is known by many names: Crackle and Crunchy, Roachelle and Bugina, Ro and Ach. But the most important thing about them is that they're doomed to be shoved into a tiny little vending machine slot and crunched up for bricks, viciously snatched up by the slimy sludgy fingers of Charlie Slimecicle.
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no one will ever see this, and i am content knowing this.