REQUESTING PJSK ONESHOTS

What the title says. Request me to write some ideas for oneshots you might have! Anyone can request, at any time! :)

*I WILL DO:
-Everything other than smut and very illegal shenanigans (if you know what I mean)

*I WONT DO:
-Smut and very illegal shenanigans.

..okay that's it, I won't write smut. Anything else non-explicit-freaky is fine like Tsukasa making out with Donald Trump or whatever.
(Please make sure it's not whole plots or 10k+ word stories you're requesting, it's meant to be oneshots)