Introduction lolz

alright, very wery meery berry big disclaimer: this is made by 2 idiot teens yes, we're dirty minded. so expect spelling mistakes, innuendoes, and uh. just plain ol' cringe and LOOOOTS AND LOOTS of lore :3
what else?
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oh yeah, if you can't handle large amounts of cringe, don't read this! yeehaw