Description
Juniper Potter was never normal-not by Muggle standards, magical standards, or even feral-dragon-raised-by-centaurs standards. Diagnosed with the most severe case of ADHD ever recorded in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Juniper is a human hurricane of hyperactivity, explosive ideas, and accidental arson. Sorted into Gryffindor mostly because the Sorting Hat was too terrified to argue, Juniper tears through Hogwarts like a squirrel on fire with a wand in one hand and questionable magical substances in the other. She doesn't mean to blow things up-most of the time-but the moment her fingers start twitching and her eyes glaze over like cursed pastries, it's only a matter of seconds before something combusts. Between inventing spells that do more harm than good, running illegal magical experiments with Weasley twins, and launching a one-girl war against boredom, Juniper proves that chaos isn't just a byproduct of magic-it's an art form. As the Second Wizarding War looms, one question remains: can Voldemort survive Juniper Potter? (Spoiler: He's considering early retirement.)
Fire Hazard
