America

idfk, read it to find out how the gays made each other more chaotic.

Also Ame has kids.

I keep forgetting America has anorexic wasp proportions..

like a lot of kids, none of them are his bio kids, bro just finds random orphaned or abused children and takes them home. Is this technically kidnapping? Yes, yes it is. Does he care? Not one fucking bit.

Russia's cat has, multiple times, almost succeeded in suffocating him in his sleep.