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Welcome to a world where common sense is optional and stupidity is in unlimited supply.

Brain Cells Sold Separately is a brutally honest collection of real-life disasters, boneheaded decisions, and public trainwrecks that will leave you questioning how some people even survive a day on their own.
From reckless parking jobs to drunken public meltdowns, every story captures a new low in human behavior - documented, roasted, and served up with a heavy side of sarcasm.

Welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool.