Winnie the Pooh aga...
By arlopezb
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  • Fantasy
  • adventure
  • comedy
  • cosmichorror
  • creative
  • cute
  • cuteness
  • eldritch
  • fanfiction
  • fantasy
  • fantasyadventure
  • fantasyfiction
  • funny
  • funnystory
  • funnystuff
  • funnytexts
  • horror
  • horror-comedy
  • horrorfanfic
  • magic
  • medieval
  • random
  • unusual
  • weird
  • winniethepooh

Description

Join Sir Pooh (knighted after a misunderstanding with a bee), Piglet (chainmail-clad and perpetually mid-panic attack), Eeyore (whose cloak matches his mood: mold), and Tigger (bouncing into battle with a club labeled "Liability Waiver") as they face: - A labyrinth run by trolls in pinstripe suits (because hell is a TPS report). - Cthulhu's cultists-turned-baristas (ask about our Venti Apocalypse Latte!). - A dragon made of logos (who breathes font changes and existential dread). - A swamp-dwelling ogre (who's 90% grump, 10% onion metaphor). With help from a rubberhose rodent named "Willie" (who's definitely not a 1928 icon in witness protection), they'll battle health inspectors, dodge sentient EULAs, and weaponize honey against intellectual property. Spoiler: The real monster was capitalism all along. Why read? - Watch Sherlock Holmes bill everyone for "consulting." - Root for Dracula, Esq. (he's suing the sun). - Learn why semicolons are the ultimate weapon. Guaranteed 100% licensed-free, 200% absurd, and 300% likely to make lawyers weep into their lattes. "A masterpiece of anarchy. Like Alice in Wonderland... if Wonderland was audited by the IRS." - Eeyore (probably). Dive in. The honey's fresh, the lawyers are salty, and the apocalypse is on clearance.

In Which There is a Disturbance in the Honey, and a Rodent of Unusual Cheer

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Winnie th...
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