This Isn't the Cheat I Wanted

Hei Tuo found himself transported into the world of Naruto.
Unexpectedly, his arrival triggered a strange anomaly in the world!
On the brink of death, Hei Tuo was saved by none other than the legendary Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, known for her striking beauty and formidable strength.
After being brought to her home, Hei Tuo was in for another surprise.
There was another expert living here-Shizune, Tsunade's loyal assistant, who was both youthful and adorable.
Her attire was even more revealing than Tsunade's.
Her long, slender legs seemed to stretch on forever, leaving Hei Tuo utterly captivated.
...
To make things even more unexpected, Hei Tuo awakened the Ethereal Fusion System.
Ding! The Ethereal Fusion System has been activated!
System Trait: Absorb chakra of different attributes to maintain the balance of the Ethereal Space!
Fusion in progress...
Fusion with Zero-Tails genes complete!
Skills Acquired: Formless Body and Energy Devourer
Formless Body: The Zero-Tails genes allow Hei Tuo's "barrel" (a metaphor for his chakra conduit) to morph into any shape or length.
Energy Devourer: Hei Tuo can now absorb chakra from others through his "barrel."
With the power of the Ethereal Fusion System, Hei Tuo gradually began to take control of the Five Great Nations, climbing his way to the pinnacle of life.
Tsunade, the blonde, black-stockinged, busty Hokage: "Hei Tuo, for the stability of the village... you'll need to hold on a little longer!"
The alluring and slightly plump Mizukage, Mei Terumi: "Master, it's already been three hours... aren't you done yet? If this goes on, my water will be completely drained!"
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