Chapter One - Hymn to the Decadent Life

After the season 2 finale of Inanimate Insanity, Salt finds herself at a dead end - literally. I mean, the one and only OJ she feigned to love is out of the love game since he has a boyfriend, her reputation is in shambles due to her arrogant nature, and Pepper is upset with her for being inconsiderate! What was she supposed to do? There was nobody else who would hear her out except for Pepper! Aha! She would try and change her ways for the better! Perfect! Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? How could it?