Chapter One: Hi, I'm Harry

Harry finds a snake in his backyard when he is seven. The snake ruins the evil plans of one Albus Dumbledore.
Dumbledore and Ginny/Ron/Molly bashing
good voldemort and death eaters (changed to the Venom Guard)
order of the flaming chickens is evil
ships tbd except for Wolfstar, Dramione, and Harry/Luna which are predecided
Creature inheritance
Harry- Kneazle/Vampire/Dragon
Luna- Spirit Elf
Hermione- Neko
Draco- Neko
THERE WILL BE INHERITANCE TESTS
no smut. ever.