1. THE FRAUD THE FILCH AND THE WARDROBE

There's an art to scamming.

Step one: Find someone who's both rich and stupid-or at least someone rich enough to be stupid when you push the right buttons.

Step two: Sell them something they think they need. Doesn't matter if it's real, useful, or even legally allowed to exist. If they want it, they'll buy it.

Step three: Disappear before they realize what happened.