Fibs 'n Fairytales

You poor sod you. You felt like reading this? Rather don't.

If you must, however, the following is a description of the contents:
One scrawny fool.
One massive oaf.
One exquisitely strange girl.
Reptiles.
And elaborately colourful cusswords.

Oh yes... and a painstakingly sad and heart-shattering death.

So hold onto your fuckin' knickers I guess.