Part 1 (A New Method)

Okay, before you read this, I must warn you, this is two parts, and the second part isn't exactly suitable for children. Sexual themes and all that, you know?
Read with caution and do try to ignore any errors I may have missed while revising (which will probably be a lot) and enjoy! (I guess you'd call this a lemon? I don't know).
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UPDATE: It will be more than two parts since it's getting a bit longer than I originally has planned it to be.

Bill Cipher belongs to me in no way, I do NOT own him, don't sue me, I'm way too young to go to jail.