Introduction

An ancient vampire, Eilidh Moss, is suffering from The Tediums, a condition that occurs when a vampire has lived so long they are, literally, bored out of their minds. Her human daylighter, Miriam, runs her errands, cleans her home and tries her best to keep Eilidh alive. Or rather unalive. This serialized tale follows Eilidh and Miriam as they come to terms with their new lives. Or unlives.